The last shall be first and the first shall be last

Some time ago I was talking with Keegan about waiting his turn for something — I don’t remember what, exactly. I remember saying to him, “Keegan, you know, the Bible says that the last shall be first and the first shall be last.” (Luke 13:30) Without missing a beat, his response was, “So that explains why I never seem to get anywhere, ’cause I’m always the one in the middle!”